Its no rocket science - OBVIOUSLY NOT

hi hi, its been a long time since I last updated this blog. Now, I just wanna review Survivor: Samoa episode 12. (oh, survivor, you've never disappointed me in the drama part)

First of all, spoiler alert if you haven't watched the 12th episode.

Well, then, the rewards challenge, but in this episode, they had the survivor auction, one of my most favorite "challenge" ever. Its the only time you'll see people pay $500 for a burger and some fries. Anyway, some people had good stuff to eat, but Shambo got some really disgusting stuff Jeff said its "Survivor-styled spaghetti" , I can't really remember what it was, I was too busy getting disgusted at the sight of it, but its something disgusting garnished with parmesan *gross much!*. and John, oh John, why didn't you share your apple pie?? An apple pie could cost you a vote in Survivor, everyone knows that! (although in his interview, he stated that the scene was edited somehow and everyone has said "take the pie" coz most of them have eaten, so I cant help feeling disappointed when a bit of drama was spoiled for me XD)

So yeah, then the immunity challenge, Jaison won (obviously), with the advantage he bought from the auction, it would be really really shocking if he lost. Natalie surprised me though, didn't really think she'd hold on longer than the other guys! and again, John, oh John, why did you just let go of the rope oh-so-easily, who knows if he tried to hold on longer, he might get the immunity and would've avoided an elimination.


Oh, lets not forget how cuckoo things get with Shambo and her freakishly edited dream scene. Like seriously, having clairvoyant dreams that "always" are right? guess what, Shambo, Survivor has proven you're wrong. Somehow it reminds me of the feeling of ridiculousness that Coach brought in Survivor: Tocantins. Can't believe the length the tv editors would go to make those scenes looked like they're from a horror movie, thats hilarious! and boiling her "only source of happiness for the past 29 days" for 2 freaking hours??

Besides, everything from the laws science, logic, humanity and morale disintegrated when it comes to Survivor.

And then, the tribal council -> John voted off. No surprises there. Russell always got what he wants, he's probably the best puppet master in the history of Survivor. I can't believe John would trust everything he said and I really hate the other players, like the former Galu tribe. oh, how stupid they look. One nudge from Russell, they all went crumbling down, bowing to his will. Its probably started when they voted Eric off, it showed how stupid and fragile the Galu tribe was, they probably just had the physical strength to win all the challenges before the merge. I'm wishing SO hard they're plucked off one by one. Like, I don't even remember who they are!


oh John, I really love him. He's smart and he's strong (and super cute lol), so he's probably one of the biggest threat to the others in the camp, and I think he's too eager to move further in the game and to disclose too much information to Russell, thats his mistake. Its something everyone who watched Survivor would noticed, like, if you're too dumb, you're voted out, you're too clever, you're out, you're too weak, you're out, you're too strong, you're out etc etc.

Anyways, can't wait to see the next episode. Seems like the snake might get his head cut off!